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One day there was this man who came to America who was from Pakistan
and he goes to a town and goes into candy store and asks the person behind the counter if he had
any bum and the man says oh you mean gum, so the man from Pakistan byes the gum and he goes
into a hardware store and ask for a Fuckit and the person behind the counter says oh you mean a
bucket, so he byes the bucket and then he goes into a pet store and asks the person behind the
counter if they have any cock and spank it's and the person says oh you mean a Cocker Spaniel,
so he byes the Cocker Spaniel and as he was walking out the door with the dog it ran away so he
runs after it and when he gets outside the man from Pakistan says to this American man: Can you
hold my bum (ass) and fuckit while I go catch my cock and spank it.
Your Momma's so hairy, she looks like Don King in a head-lock.
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