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Yo Momma's Like 1 Warning: This joke has been classified by DeepLake Entertainment as a "rude" joke. It may contain foul language, sexual references or other obscene content. We consider these jokes suitable for adults only. If you're not an adult and read the joke anyway, please don't blame us if you get offended. Thanks, -The DeepLake Editorial Team. Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away. Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth. Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy. Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped. Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime. Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear. Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner. Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day. Yo mama's like a library, open to the public. Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, .95 all you can eat. Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours. Yo mama's like Discover card, she gives cash back. Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot. Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot. Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off. Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night. Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay." Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked. Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her. Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff. Yo mama's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in. Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she stil l comes back for more. Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit. Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long. Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow. Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow. Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. More similar jokes: 1 / 2 (Previous / Next) Like Yo Momma jokes? Get the FREE Yo Momma Jokes Screensaver now! Cheap international phone calls from either the USA or UK. Excellent rates. Using the service supports this web site! USA Cheap International Calls | UK Cheap International Calls Get a new ringtone for your phone (UK only). Visit GetRingtonesNow.com for over 3,000 polyphonic and monophonic ringtones. Easy and fast ordering, full customer care.