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Yo Momma's Like 2 Warning: This joke has been classified by DeepLake Entertainment as a "rude" joke. It may contain foul language, sexual references or other obscene content. We consider these jokes suitable for adults only. If you're not an adult and read the joke anyway, please don't blame us if you get offended. Thanks, -The DeepLake Editorial Team. Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing. Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all. Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free. Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail. Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump. Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods. Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up. Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away. Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country. Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans. Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers. Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country. Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up. Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!" Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on. Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck. Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet. Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick. Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score. Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday. Yo mama's like a refridgerator, everyone puts their meat in her. Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package! Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day. Yo mama's like a window, always open. Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours. Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served. Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide. Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get. Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy. Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her. Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head. Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw. More similar jokes: 1 / 2 (Previous / Next) Like Yo Momma jokes? Get the FREE Yo Momma Jokes Screensaver now! Cheap international phone calls from either the USA or UK. Excellent rates. Using the service supports this web site! USA Cheap International Calls | UK Cheap International Calls Get a new ringtone for your phone (UK only). Visit GetRingtonesNow.com for over 3,000 polyphonic and monophonic ringtones. Easy and fast ordering, full customer care.