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Yo Momma so Stupid 1 Warning: This joke has been classified by DeepLake Entertainment as a "rude" joke. It may contain foul language, sexual references or other obscene content. We consider these jokes suitable for adults only. If you're not an adult and read the joke anyway, please don't blame us if you get offended. Thanks, -The DeepLake Editorial Team. Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.' Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail. Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out. Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey. Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window. Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk." Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?" Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager. Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!" Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer. Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down. Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back. Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." Yo mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home. Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer. Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death. Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?" Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network. More similar jokes: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 (Previous / Next) Like Yo Momma jokes? Get the FREE Yo Momma Jokes Screensaver now! Cheap international phone calls from either the USA or UK. Excellent rates. Using the service supports this web site! USA Cheap International Calls | UK Cheap International Calls Get a new ringtone for your phone (UK only). Visit GetRingtonesNow.com for over 3,000 polyphonic and monophonic ringtones. Easy and fast ordering, full customer care.