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Yo Momma so Stupid 2 Warning: This joke has been classified by DeepLake Entertainment as a "rude" joke. It may contain foul language, sexual references or other obscene content. We consider these jokes suitable for adults only. If you're not an adult and read the joke anyway, please don't blame us if you get offended. Thanks, -The DeepLake Editorial Team. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order. Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies. Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed. Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo. Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth. Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!" Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR. Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone." Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first. Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front. Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around th e inside of a Froot Loop. Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper. Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund. Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino. Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change. Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade. Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses. Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps. Yo mam's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool. More similar jokes: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 (Previous / Next) Like Yo Momma jokes? Get the FREE Yo Momma Jokes Screensaver now! Cheap international phone calls from either the USA or UK. Excellent rates. Using the service supports this web site! USA Cheap International Calls | UK Cheap International Calls Get a new ringtone for your phone (UK only). Visit GetRingtonesNow.com for over 3,000 polyphonic and monophonic ringtones. Easy and fast ordering, full customer care.