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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Emergency Landing Harold and Al were on a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack. "Don`t Panic," cried Harold heroically. "I`ll land this baby!" Seizing the controls he headed for the runway at LaGuardia Airport, and began wrestling the diving plane to the ground. Just as the wheels touched the ground, Al screamed, "Red lights!! Right in front of you!" Immediately Harold threw the engine in reverse and jammed on the breaks, bringing the plane to a violent stop just inches from the edge of the lights. "Brother!" he puffed, wiping his brow. "That sure was a short runway!" "Yeah," agreed Al, looking side to side, "but look how WIDE it is." [Joke of the Day Archive]     [Jokes Mailing List] Please tell us what you think I find the jokes here: (Select a rating) excellent good average bad terrible I will be coming back: (Please select) tomorrow in a few days maybe sometime never again My comments are: - Free DeeperMail.com e-mail - sign up now, for free: click here! - New jokes in your e-mail inbox daily: Subscribe to the free jokes mailing list!