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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh-huh." "Sure, honey." "Yes, dear." Really means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "It would take too long to explain." Really means: "I have no idea how it works." "We're going to be late." Really means: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." Really means: "Are you still talking?" "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I can't find it." Really means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "You know I could never love anyone else." Really means: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse." "You look terrific." Really means: "Please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving." "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means: "No one will ever see us alive again." [Joke of the Day Archive]     [Jokes Mailing List] Please tell us what you think I find the jokes here: (Select a rating) excellent good average bad terrible I will be coming back: (Please select) tomorrow in a few days maybe sometime never again My comments are: - Free DeeperMail.com e-mail - sign up now, for free: click here! - New jokes in your e-mail inbox daily: Subscribe to the free jokes mailing list!