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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Software Ideas As you read this, project programmers in ski-masks are already working on the following: MACINTOSH-IBM-DOS EMULATOR: When started, begins to put up a zippy MacIntosh screen, stops halfway down the screen to declare, "Oops! Sorry. You wanted 1950's technology." It then goes into command line mode. ELUSIVE MENU: When the mouse cursor enters such menus, the menus dodge away while insulting the user with appropriate language and gestures. CRASHING WINDOWS: You begin to move a window. Suddenly it accelerates out of your control up toward the corner of the screen. When it reaches the corner, it smashes to pieces, falling to the bottom of the screen. Appropriate sound effects are heard. Email is sent to the site manager blaming you for the broken window. AEROBIC WINDOWS: You begin to move a window and suddenly it accelerates out of your control bouncing around the screen faster and faster. It finally slows down an sits on your screen off in the direction you were moving it, but huffing and puffing, sort of expanding in and out. As you begin working again, its breathing slows and stops after a few moments. PEOPLE INSIDE THE MONITOR: You get an error. A large face leans in from the left, gives you a "Lettermanesque look," like he's got a horrible flavor on his tongue, and then leans back out of the monitor.
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