DeepLake Jokes
Blonde jokes, yo momma jokes, funny lists, lawyer jokes, adult jokes and many more!

Some of our favourites:
Blonde Jokes - Yo Momma Jokes - Joke of the Day - Adult Jokes

You are in: DeepLake.com > DeepLake Jokes > Joke of the Day

Joke categories
- Adult Jokes
- Animal Jokes
- Bar Jokes
- Couple Jokes
- Doctor Jokes
- Geezer Jokes
- Golf Jokes
- Little Johnny Jokes
- Yo Momma
- Yo Momma Nasty
- Yo Momma Old

Jokes by e-mail, FREE!
Get funny jokes in your e-mail inbox every day, free of charge.

Sign up now, FREE!

on DeepLake.com
- Free celebrity pictures
- Funny screensavers
- Movie and album reviews
- and more...

FREE e-mail from DeepLake:
Get your FREE deepermail.com e-mail address: Sign up now!

Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day
For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day!

Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience.

Today's Joke (No.1/1)


MARRIAGE QUOTES

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only
seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful
house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all
gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you
get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by
the time she brings it to the couch.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your
things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I
pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so
long as you're out of the house by noon!'

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
bald and still think they are beautiful!

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt
her.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you
go to lunch or to a movie?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

[Joke of the Day Archive]     [Jokes Mailing List]

Please tell us what you think
I find the jokes here:
I will be coming back:
My comments are:


- Free DeeperMail.com e-mail - sign up now, for free: click here!
- New jokes in your e-mail inbox daily: Subscribe to the free jokes mailing list!

[Joke of the Day]     [Free e-mail!]     [deeplake.com]


Copyright © 1998-2000 DeepLake Entertainment Company. DeepLake aims to provide quality entertainment online, free of charge. We believe all the jokes displayed on this site to be in the public domain. Should this not be the case, we will happily co-operate with the legal copyright holder to remove the joke or jokes promptly. Any trademarks mentioned at this site are owned by their respective owners.