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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Travel Brochure Terms, Translated TRAVEL BROCHURE TERM (TRANSLATION) Old world charm (Room and a bath) Tropical (Rainy) Majestic setting (A long way from town, at end of dirt road) Options galore (Nothing is included in the itinerary) Secluded hideaway (Directions to the location are unclear) Some budget rooms (Sorry, already occupied) Explore on your own (At your own expense) Knowledgeable trip hosts (They've flown in an airplane before) No extra fees (No extras) Nominal fee (Outrageous charge) Standard (Sub-standard) Deluxe (Barely Standard) Superior accommodations (One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap) All the amenities (Two chocolates, two shower caps) Plush (Both top and bottom sheets) Gentle breezes (In hurricane alley) Light and airy (No air conditioning) Picturesque (Theme park nearby) 24-hour bar (Ice cubes at additional cost - when available)
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