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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/4) USELESS INVENTIONS a pedal powered wheelchair a black highlighter pen glow in the dark sunglasses non stick cellotape waterproof sponge waterproof teabags inflatable anchor inflatable dartboard silent alarm clock battery powered battery charger braille driver's manual double sided playing cards fireproof matches fireproof cigarettes smooth sandpaper hand powered chainsaw water-proof towel screen doors for submarines a dictionary index mechanical pencil sharpeners powdered water watermelon seed sorter zero proof alcohol see-through toilet tissue do-it-yourself road map turnip ice cream toe implants Today's Joke (No.2/4) One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Today's Joke (No.3/4) One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. Today's Joke (No.4/4) I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. ---Zsa Zsa Gabor [Joke of the Day Archive]     [Jokes Mailing List] Please tell us what you think I find the jokes here: (Select a rating) excellent good average bad terrible I will be coming back: (Please select) tomorrow in a few days maybe sometime never again My comments are: - Free DeeperMail.com e-mail - sign up now, for free: click here! - New jokes in your e-mail inbox daily: Subscribe to the free jokes mailing list!