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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Is Windows a Virus? So, is Windows a virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1. They replicate quickly - Okay, Windows does that. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing the system down - Okay, Windows does that. 3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - Okay, Windows does that, too. 4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh ... Windows does that, too. 5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that's with Windows, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: 1. Viruses are well supported by their authors. 2. Viruses are running on most systems. 3. Their program code is fast, compact and efficient. 4. They tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. Therefore, Windows is not a virus. It's a bug.
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