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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) I'm a Senior Citizen I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts 'till 8 pm. I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid.... I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying. I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over. I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine. I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care. I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians... I'm positive I did housework correctly before the internet. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place. I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like....uh.... I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate. I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies. I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days. I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP. I'm wondering if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory. I'm supporting all movements now...by eating bran, prunes and raisins. I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the storeroom. I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life. [Joke of the Day Archive]     [Jokes Mailing List] Please tell us what you think I find the jokes here: (Select a rating) excellent good average bad terrible I will be coming back: (Please select) tomorrow in a few days maybe sometime never again My comments are: - Free DeeperMail.com e-mail - sign up now, for free: click here! - New jokes in your e-mail inbox daily: Subscribe to the free jokes mailing list!