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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) I'm Glad I'm A Man: I'm glad I'm a man, yes I am, I am king I don't live off of berries, bob-bons, and rings I don't brag to my girlfriends about my infections I won't talk to the blind man, concerning directions I don't act wasted a parties after drinking a beer and I know what I want when I call you dear! I won't grab your hooters, cuz I'm afraid I'll get sued I won't act polite, just to be used I won't take my clothes off for a man, I'm no wussie and I don't have no string hanging from my _____ I might belch in public, but I won't be called runt I'm a man you see -- Not no sissy ____!! I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could yell I don't shave my hair, wax, or use gel I don't buy wonder bras, or girdles or such and I don't beg for money to enlarge my bust I don't pull the hair that grows from my navel I don't dim the lights, or say I'm not able I'm a man you see -- I'm much too stable! And I honestly think its a privilege for you when I play with your boobs, and tell you I care I don't live for tupperware no not at all I'm not there to pick you up each time you fall and I won't take your money and go to the mall I won't tell you a story, I won't waste my time I won't whine about the headache I don't got and fuck I don't care how to use the crock-pot! Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see I can pee standing up, sitting down, or in a tree I don't believe every ad with the word free I don't long for sleep overs, or that time of the month I didn't even fucking cry when I saw forest gump! you must have big ovaries to call me a pig don't you remember who bought you that wig? I know your sorry, and think I'm a winner quit standing there, and fetch me my dinner! I am a man, a man till I die don't you forget it, unless you'd like to learn how to fly... [Joke of the Day Archive]     [Jokes Mailing List] Please tell us what you think I find the jokes here: (Select a rating) excellent good average bad terrible I will be coming back: (Please select) tomorrow in a few days maybe sometime never again My comments are: - Free DeeperMail.com e-mail - sign up now, for free: click here! - New jokes in your e-mail inbox daily: Subscribe to the free jokes mailing list!