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Today's Joke (No.1/1)

Darwin Award 3




Here's a great candidate for the next Darwin Awards...
Michigan, USA.

A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for 30-some thousand dollars and
has 400+ dollar monthly payments. He immediately finds his friend and
they decide go duck hunting. However, all the lakes in their area are
frozen.

They travel to the lake with their guns, their hunting dog, their beer
and the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready.
Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the
ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Remember, it's all ice and
to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck
wants to fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort
than a ice hole drill.

Out of the back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with
a short, 40 second fuse. Now these two men do take into consideration
that if they place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far
from where they are standing (and the new Grand Cherokee), they take the
risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and
possibly going up in smoke with the resulting blast. So, they decide to
light this 40 second fuse and throw the dynamite.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the
beer, the guns AND THE DOG? Yes, the dog. A highly trained Black Lab
used for retrieving, especially things thrown by the owner. The dog
takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and gets the stick of
dynamite (with the burning 40 second fuse) at about the same time it
hits the ice, all to the woes of the two men yelling, stomping, waving
arms and wondering what the hell to do now.

The dog happily heads back from where it came from moments before, with
the stick of dynamite, only to the mounting woes of the men, now really
waving their arms, yelling even louder and jumping to new heights than
ever before. Now one of the guys decides to think, grabs a shotgun and
shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 duck shot, hardly big
enough to stop a Black Lab on its appointed rounds. The dog stops for a
moment, slightly confused and continues on. Another shot and this time
the dog, still standing, becomes really confused & of course scared,
thinking these men have gone insane and takes off to find cover, with
the now really short short fuse burning on this stick of dynamite. The
cover the dog finds? Underneath the brand new Grand Cherokee, 30-some
thousand dollar, 400+ monthly payment, vehicle sitting on the lake ice.

BOOM !

Dog dies instantly and it and the brand new Grand Cherokee, 30-some
thousand dollar, 400+ monthly payment, vehicle sink to the bottom of the
lake leaving the men standing there with this "I can't believe this
happened" look on their faces.

Later, the owner of the vehicle calls his insurance company which tells
him that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not
covered. He had yet to make the first of those 400+ a month payments.

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