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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Things Learned by Children I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't. --- age 8 I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate it looks like you ate more. --- age 6 I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, mom makes me clean it up. --- age 13 I've learned that you can be in love with four girls at the same time. --- age 9 I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. --- age 7 I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time , it will come out your nose. --- age 7 I've learned that when mommy and daddy shout at each other it scares me. --- age 5 I've learned that when daddy kisses me in the mornings he smells like a piece of Jolly Rancher candy. --- age 10 I've learned that when I eat fish sticks, they help me swim faster because they're fish. --- age 7 I've learned that when I wave at people in the country they stop what they're doing and wave back. --- age 9 I've learned that when I grow up, I'm going to be an artist ... it's in my blood. --- age 8 I've learned that you can't judge boys by the way they look. --- age 12 I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. --- age 13 I've learned that you should never jump out of a second story window using a sheet for a parachute. --- age 10 I've learned that parents are very hard to live with. --- age 12 I've learned that sometimes the tooth fairy doesn't always come. Sometimes he's broke. --- age 8 I've learned that if you talk too long on the phone with a girl, your parents suspect something is going on. --- age 11 I've learned that girls sweat just as much as boys. --- age 11 I've learned that when wearing suspenders with one strap down, you need to be careful going to the bathroom. --- age 10 I've learned if you put a June bug down a girls dress, she goes crazy. --- age 6 I've learned that it always makes me feel good to see my parents holding hands. --- age 13 I've learned that you shouldn't confuse a black crayon with a Tootsie Roll. --- age 10 I've learned that I would like to be a horse and live on a ranch, if only cowboys didn't wear spurs. ---age 8 I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night". --- age 7 I've learned that sometimes I don't like to play ball with daddy because he gets mad when I drop the ball. --- age 10 I've learned that milk helps keep your bones from bending over. --- age 7 I've learned that the teacher always calls on me the time I don't know the answer. --- age 9 I've learned how to hold animals without killing them. --- age 5 I've learned that when you have three of your wild friends in the car the driver freaks. --- age 9 I've learned that gold fish don't like jello. --- age 5 I've learned that you should say your prayers every night. --- age 9 I've learned that the older I get the less attention I get. --- age 6 I've learned that sometimes my mother laughs so hard that she snorts. --- age 7
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