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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
Sun Microsystems Sues Island of Java

Mountain View, CA -- Sun Microsystems today filed a trademark infringement
against the island of Java* over the use of Sun's Java* trademark.
Responding to criticism that the island has been called Java* for centuries, Sun
lawyer Frank Cheatham said "Yeah, and in all that time they never filed for a
trademark. They deserve to lose the name."
Rather than pay the licensing fee, the island decided to change its name. They
originally voted to change it to Visu Albasic, but an angry telegram from
Redmond, Washington convinced them otherwise. The country finally settled on a
symbol for a name -- a neatly-colored coffee cup which still evokes the idea of
java. Since most newspapers and magazines will not be able to print the name of
the island, it will hereafter be referred to in print as "The Island Formerly
Known As Java*".
The Island Formerly Known As Java* bills itself as a cross-landmass island, but
so far has only been implemented in production on the Malay Archipelago. Africa
is been rumored to have implemented it on Madagascar, but it is still in alpha
Lawyers from Sun would also like to locate the owners of the huge fiery ball at
the center of the solar system. They have some legal papers for them...

*Java is a Trademark of Sun Microsystems, Inc. Anyone caught using the trademark
without permission will be beaten, flogged, sued, and forced to use Microsoft

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