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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
Ways to Confuse Santa Claus

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you
think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in your house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he
would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait
and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he
sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We
hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted
to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and
corrections.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and
hard-to-read directions to your new house.
Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go
out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled."
While he's on the roof, yell up to Santa, asking if he'd mind adjusting your TV
antenna. When he does so, tell him, "That's good" and don't let him move until
the commercials come on.

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