Find out your age
A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Hey, Dad, do you know how old I am today?"
"No, son, how old are you?"
"I'm eleven!" says the proud, young boy.
Then, the young boy goes into the kitchen and asks his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, do you know how old I am today?"
"Come closer, dear."
The youbg boy obliges. The grandmother unzips his pants and reaches her frail arm into his underwear. She fondles him for a brief minutes and then says, "You're eleven, dear."
"How could you tell, Grandma?"
"I heard you tell your father, dear."
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